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Tearin' up my character sheetIt was my first time playing, a paladin I thought I had a heart of gold But then I saw you, and your sexy grin And i got a bit too bold No one told me you were a succubi No one mention that you weren't bi No one told me that your wing wasnt right~Tearin' up my character sheet
If love is life, then rip up my sheet I think i've finally meet defeat I'm as useless as the endurance feat No one said a paladin can-not-weep
So i tried it again, tossed my sheet away My next try again as a sorcerer But once again, i met another friend That i wanted to keep closer No one mentione
by ~Crave-chaos
Human hunter 1, the gamerCamera opens with a blond haired man dressed in a safari outfit, staring at the camera.Human hunter 1, the gamer
HUNTER: This thing on?
Camera shakes up and down to make it seem as if the camera man is nodding
HUNTER: OH! ::Clears his throat into a fake Australian accent:: Hello! And welcome to HUMAN HUNTER! In this EXCITING episode, we hunt down the one known as the GAMER! Now as we all know, it’s hard to track down these rare species of humans, so we got our expert team of scientist to figure out key locations.
::Shot changes to a bunch of scientist sitting around a table, one is playing with
by ~Crave-chaos
Short story on sortenSorten fell back on the sand. He half exhausted and just recovering from his most recent near death experience. He down to find his canteen of water, dehydrated from the heat of their current location. Sorten was not in the slightest bit used to the colorful and pretty palm tree weather of such exotic areas like Domeneo. He quickly turned around and noticed something was missing. He was alone. “Moenu!” Sorten cried, looking around franticly for a reply. “Moenu! Sapphire! Cambio! Where are all of you?!” Sorten quickly shuffled out of his current position and began toShort story on sorten
by ~Crave-chaos
Ripsm, Sorcery chap 1It was just legend really. It was all a bunch of hoopla to many. Legends told of great and powerful Sorcerers that roamed the land. Unlike the wizards, sorcerers didn’t need spell books. All their magic was inherited. It came straight from their blood line. They could walk down a street and decimate every building in sight at will. Why? Because they could, and because they wanted to. Sorcerers didn’t need to follow the laws of magic. They had free will of what their craft had the ability to do. They discovered their power from age andRipsm, Sorcery chap 1
by ~Crave-chaos
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